Saturday, March 10, 2007

A Song for Melanie and Daniel Zhang

As promised, here are the new lyrics for Melanie and Daniel Zhang. It doesn't rhyme and isn't very good, but I came up in approximately 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 minutes. It can sung to the introduction of "American Pie" by Don McLean. This is also the song that the "pi" song is sung too.


American Love
A long, long time ago
romeo and juliet
fell in love
but nowadays it's not like that
it's melanie and daniel zhang
going out together and getting married
but do they really like eachother?
or is he just pretending to love her
I can't be certain how much she tried
to get him to like her more
but something deep inside them cried
the day they went to Enceladus.


Anyone want to take over and create more lyrics??? Just email them to me at twang7888@yahoo.com or you can just leave a comment. By the way, Enceladus is a moon of Saturn which is said to be the future honeymoon location for Mr. and Mrs. Zhang. Please leave comments, because I really want feedback for this.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tyler said...

pretty cool stuff...i didnt kno that melanie and dzhang liked eachother though...wow is my only answer ;]

Anonymous said...

wow, that is so weird. By monday, i'll make sure every 1 knows about this

Tony said...

who just said that???? stop leaving anonymous comments!!!!!!!! i have to know who said that!

Tony said...

and btw, the pi song is coming along soon... the lyrics are hard to write because they have to have a certain amount of syllables, unlike this song

Anonymous said...

Impossible. Ben has already atoned his brain frequency to Melanie's. Daniel is too fat for my calculations. He is more opt to love Peter Chen or Seong-tae Han.

Anonymous said...

On monday, the whole school will know about this hot couple. i will make sure with anonymous

Anonymous said...

"Atoned" is being used WOEFULLY incorrectly.

Tony said...

ok, i think ben is mr. fingers... not even funny...

and it's a funny song.....hehe

Mr. Hands said...

HITLER! HITLER! Gott Mit Uns!

Unknown said...

lol. this is hilarious. daniel and melony??? XD i thought it was ben and melony. hmmm. melony cheating on both?? intresting possiblity. tony i can't belive your saying this about daniel and melony. OMG. this is hilarious. Daniel <3 melony. i'm still laughing. even though i already knew this. and a comment to mr. hands. go suck a big one. >=(

Anonymous said...

Коммунизм будет жить до тех пор пока мир не умереть!
Or if you don't have a russian font:
Kommeunism beudhet xitv do tech por poka mhr ne uimeretv!
STALIN!

Anonymous said...

As clever as this is, I think you should take it off so that Daniel's parents don't kill him...and, I still think you're wasting your song-writing skills.

Anonymous said...

Tony, when will you post the further lyrics?

Anonymous said...

Seongtae...I'll see you on Monday. You spelled Melanie wrong. bbctol, I challenge you to a Political Leader Showdown. Gott Mit Uns! (Seongtae, I'm Mike. You're a friggin idiot.)

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG OMG, i didnt understand this shit 1 bit.....but i did understand that zhang likes melanie

Anonymous said...

David, you sound really ignorant, because it's actually NOT THAT DIFFICULT to understand...and whoever the anonymous people are, you guys are just weird, and don't you have anything better to do with your time than spread rumors? Seong-tae, how the hell did you manage to spell my name wrong? IT'S IN THE SONG. And waht's with the "Ben has already atoned his brain frequency to Melanie's?" What the hell? Also, I agree with "Mr. Fingers" (Ben..) that the use of that word is TOTALLY wrong. Oh yeah, and Tyler is slow.

Anonymous said...

Daniel ama per sempre e mai Melanie

Anonymous said...

Daniel ama per sempre e mai Melanie

Tony said...

further lyrics have been written. the entire song is complete. i can play the piano part as well :)

u must request the lyrics because i'm actually not going to post them to save daniel's (and mine kinda) sole. if his parents find out... yeah, let's not go there.

so leave me your email address in the comments or pop me an email at twang7888@yahoo.com

btw, please RESTAIGN from using nicknames or anonymous. getting an account is best because that way, no one will pretend to be you, as that has happened numerous times in the past.

Mr. Hands said...

It's one goddamn word!!! I was improvising...atoned sounded cool. I though I was the only one who wrote extremely long speeches? Melanie Sensei, thank you for clarifying the definition of "atoned." I feel SO much better now. Those were sarcastic, those last two sentences.
I'm gonna write more lyrics and mail them to Tony. Everyone knows I'm a cult member, right?

Mr. Hands said...

Your current lyrics suck as much as Seong-tae on a gravy-coated lollipop. I just saw Elfen Lied. It's so violent...the girl rips off the guy's head. Then throws a pen through another guy's head. Then slices someone in half. Then she compresses someone with her arms until they blow up.

Anonymous said...

Mike, you're really weird but also really hilarious.

TONY!!! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!
save your SOLE?!?!?!?! are you SERIOUS?!?!? like, the sole of your shoe? what are they going to do, burn it?

RESTAIGN?!?!? do i even need to say how wrong that is?? oh gosh. you need some spelling lessons.

Mr. Hands said...

Could you all just go to college and get the hell away from me? (I think Tony is an...F.O.B.-fresh off the boat) (And I think Melanie is a...G.I.R.L- Guy in Real Life) And I think that I'm a...GANGSTA!!!

Anonymous said...

G.I.R.L.? Uhh, yeeeeah...I DON'T THINK SO.
(I mean, seriously, couldn't you find a more likely candidate?)

Tony said...

ok, mike, y do u have no life and visit my blog at 6:34 AM!!!! in the frickin' morning!!!!! jeeeeeeeez.

and mike, u know that i have more lyrics, i just haven't posted them.

and about teh "restaign"... that's not wat i mean, it was a typo, i mean "restrain", lol

Mr. Hands said...

Possibly...Peter...or Richard...or Hilary Clinton...

Anonymous said...

lol....btw melanie, i wrote i didnt understand it cuz i didnt read it....i jsut saw "it's melanie and daniel zhang" line and then i understood better...i also heard it in school, XD to the X and the D, yo!!1 HAAHAHAHAHA !!!11!!1!!!!!!1 XDDD lol

bbctol said...

Yeah, I somehow doubt that Melanie is a guy inreal life, considering you've SEEN HER IN REAL LIFE. Or do you need your world filtered through a counter-strike screen before you can understand it?

Anonymous said...

Well, Tony, I knew that you MEANT restrain, I was making fun of your typo because it was really stupid.

Haha Ben, thanks...but now you'll probably just come up with something worse. Like that I'm an Illuminati spy or something.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!!

bbctol said...

You ARE a frickin Illuminati spy! Jesus! I mean Clayton! I mean Charles Darwin!

Anonymous said...

No Ben you mean "Oh Schmidt!".

Tony said...

jesus christ, u guys fill up my inbox!

Anonymous said...

u kno wat ben?! COUNTER-STRIKE IS COOL!!!!! WHEEE!!!! XD TO THE X AND THE D!!! FUCK THAT BITCH!!! AHAHAHAHAAH >=P WOOT

Anonymous said...

Um...Dacid?
David right?
You can't spell your name?
Counter-Strike is not cool
and you're a moron...

Mr. Hands said...

Amen to that.

Anonymous said...

Yay